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Siirry navigaatioonSiirry hakuun"Kill yourself" Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all." They like to kick you when times get rough And you give your all But it's not enough And sticks and stones might break your bones But words can break your heart And if you don't know where to go I'll show you where to start Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute You'll be happy that you did it Just go over to your oven And shove your head in it Kill yourself, really, you should do it There's really nothing to it Just grab a mug And chug a cup of flamer fluid I sound un-empathetic I sound mean and rude Suicide is an epidemic And I don't want to be misconstrued Signs of depression go overlooked So if you're depressed Then you need to book A therapy session Talk about your depression Let a professional hear it But if you search for moral wisdom in Doomsday clan's message, then Kill yourself, it won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming shuttle, you'll Kill yourself, it's over, mull it There's a trigger, pull it Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet Stick your tongue in a plug Suck a pipe of exhaust Make some toast in the tub Nail yourself to a cross Hold your breath till it's gone Drink a gallon of mace Be without suit in space Let Lasuntha sit on your face Jump off of a bridge Skinny dip in a flood Sky dive attached to a fridge Drink a Kasatha's blood Break into the zoo Give a tiger a shove Eat a Lasgun's head screw Marry android in love "Sad" I met a homeless man named Rich Isn't that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid, trick-or-treating I saw a shirren with just two arms That was sad - or a human? I saw an old man get hit by a train He didn't see it in the pouring rain He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!" 'Cause I didn't say anything I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is gonna be sad." And it was, I'm a genius I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself I saw a yosoki with red fur ... The world's so sad Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism But I gotta remember there's good things about it too Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score! Still though it's hard not to be sad about it How do y'all do it? I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all You've been happy You've been laughing That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time I saw an old man slip and fall. Hey, what a fucking idiot I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral. Ha ha ha! Classic comedy! Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, Because my empathy is bumming me out Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes. "The Riddle" See the moon slink down in the sky, darling Let your fantasies fly, darling Space is cold, and the game is old Just see how virtue repays you You turn and someone betrays you Betray him first And the game's reversed! For we all are caught in the middle Of one long treacherous riddle Can I trust you? Should you trust me too? We shamble on through this hell Taking on more secrets to sell Till there comes a day when we sell our souls away! Through the mist your lover is beckoning Comes that moment of reckoning Faces change, even smiles grow strange And we all have so many faces The real self often erases Enticing lies flicker through our eyes Feel the terror draw ever nearer The more you stare in the mirror But hold your own Face the wind alone Reel on, love! Toughen your scars Year by year we're falling like stars Till there comes a day when we well our souls away! Can I run to you? Are you true to me? I'll do unto you as you do to me! And we slowly learn... someone has to burn Better you than me! Oh, every snitch was once worthy of trust But finally treason will seize us And only fools follow golden rules! We all are caught in the middle Of one long treacherous riddle Of who trusts who, maybe I'll trust you But can you trust me? Wait and see! "So long dorks" So long, dorks! Guess what's happening to your core Now don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your station You can see me On your TV So long, dorks! Guess what's happening to your core Now don't wait up for me And though I may roam I now go back to my home Although yours may be A pile of debris Dont worry dorks Though you may burn At least it all will be over An hour and a half from now! "Sobok funk" Kun Sobokki lähtee reissuun Se tietää kyllä mestat Tuntee parhaat kinkut Ja vauhti on taattu varmaan Kun viimeks mentiin bailaan Mentiin varmaan Vikkyyn Oli mimmit meillä meges Ja aikamoinen lasti juustoo Chrocus Toiset sanoo naisillensa I love you Sobokki sanoo että "O, oo, uu!" Sobokki kyllä tietää miten naista pitää viedä Siis usko mua! Dadaa daa! Saa Sobokki naisissa ihmeitä aikaan! Chrocus Mentiin etuperin baariin Tultiin takaperin ulos Oli posket meillä täynnä Ja pudottiin roskakuiluun Oli juustoo meillä suussa Alus jossain kuussa Oli Sobokilla doshko Ja meitsillä liekinheitin Chrocus Sitten iso remmi repes Lähti ralli meillä käyntiin Mimmit tuli mukaan Ja kapakka remppakuntoon Siinä ihmetteli kytät Sobokki vei niiden kynät Kahmittiin myös hynät Ja herättiin viimein kuussa Chrocus Kun vihdoin aamu koitti Oli äijät ihan poikki Oli mennyt kaikki juustot Ja naisia ei näy missään Teki pöytätemput pahat Veivät meiltä rahat Aluksenkin veivät Ja Sobokin kanssa liftattiin Vikkyyn Chrocus "Benedictus" Intro: Tämän kappaleen tarkoitus on parantaa aluksemme sosiaalista tilannetta. Erityisesti toivon sen auttavan hyvää ystävääni Beniä. Every time he goes to dinner It seems like he's getting a little bit thinner He sits down at the breakfast table He can talk while they're not able When I looks at them, I find There's a single question on their mind Our whole crew thinks he's gay I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's the way that he walks, Makes them think he likes... boys The goddamn question just won't go away And he gets asked every single day But the way they ask it is not a disguise, Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby, this was his fear Now their opinions are crystal clear, Because... Our whole crew now is shocked, He's in the closet and the door is locked. Now his glory days are gone, He was R2D2 now he's C3PO. Our whole crew now suspects, Watching BB had side-effects. He's not gay and that's what I said, If he's gay, hey, God, strike me dead! *Cough cough* Aargh! That's weird... Just 'cause he's on the cheer-leading team And his birthday party had a pink color theme... When he goes outside, what does he see? That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G Because I think that Gods might think he's gay, What do they know anyway? We gave him a present just last year, And the card said: "Happy Birthday, queer!" Our whole crew thinks he's fab There's a guy's butt - "Hey, Ben, take a stab! C'mon... why doesn't he get women? There's no other way!" It's 'cause he's ugly, not 'cause he's gay, alright? Not 'cause he's gay. Just 'cause he's afraid of the snow, Or his favorite color is the rainbow. Heh... that was a joke. Even his boyfriend thinks he's gay... motherfucker! You all probably think he's gay, Man, this song is counterproductive Because our whole crew thinks he's gay, What did they know anyway? You gotta look right through the haze, Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. Our whole crew thinks he's queer, That is all I ever hear, But he's always been straight as a ramp, If you don't count boot camp. He's not gay, I swear.