Domppa:Tragicomix
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Siirry navigaatioonSiirry hakuunSo lets clear the air, grab a chair I got flair when I fight a bear I rip off his skin for my wife to wear I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare Look close, at my facial hair Now relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax When you go to war you dont take of your slacks Look at me - I'm tough, I fight in the buff I could say more but I've said enough so... Have some grace, shut your face! Seems to me that you're not even skilled I could fill a lake with the blood I've spilled I decorate my house with heads of men I've killed I'd stab you right now but I'm trying to chill Yeah you got a brain but you've just got one I've got five on my belt from the battles I've won In a rage, on a rampage, I've killed more men then old age You're just killing the enemy, that's lazy I kill my own people, I'm that crazy I go berserk and my eyes go glazy I get so mad I could stab a daisy Think a while! Look at your style man, that's vile! You look like you've been dressed by a reptile You're a steaming pile, I'm dressed like a king I wear a torc round my neck when I'm doing my killing And on my finger, I'm wearing a ring When I said I fight nude I wasn't counting my bling! Oh! And I paint myself blue! That is way, way cooler than you!
Stats
XP: 3
HP 10(12)
MR 10 (10)
Morale 11 (10)
Strength 10 (11)
Attack 11 (10)
Defense 11 (10)
Precision 10 (10)
Proficiency: Dagger, sling, Shield, Helmets heavy, One handed axes
Current class: Carnute bare chested warrior
Special: Standard
Equipment: Iron cap (16), 2 Axes (7, -1 def), Shield (16, -1 def, parry 4), 2 short swords (5, +2 def)
Defense with axe 9+4 parry=13
Defense with short sword 12+parry4=16
Defense with dual wield short swords 15
Attacks: Axe +11, damage 17
Sling +8, damage 8
Dual wield axes: +9, damage 17
Short sword +11, dmg 15
Dual wield short swords: +9, dmg 15
Spells to learn: Eagle eyes, Sleep, Shadow bolt
Afflictions: Battle fright