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"Kill yourself"

Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
I was anybody else at all."
They like to kick you
when times get rough
And you give your all
But it's not enough

And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart
And if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start

Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of flamer fluid

I sound un-empathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't want to be misconstrued
Signs of depression
go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book
A therapy session
Talk about your depression
Let a professional hear it
But if you search for
moral wisdom
in Doomsday clan's message, then

Kill yourself, it won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming shuttle, you'll
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be without suit in space
Let Lasuntha sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Kasatha's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Lasgun's head screw
Marry android in love



"Sad"


I met a homeless man named Rich
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid, trick-or-treating
I saw a shirren with just two arms
That was sad - or a human?

I saw an old man get hit by a train
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
'Cause I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is gonna be sad."
And it was, I'm a genius

I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself
I saw a yosoki with red fur ...

The world's so sad
Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism
But I gotta remember there's good things about it too

Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!

Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
How do y'all do it?
I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all
You've been happy
You've been laughing
That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world

I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time

I saw an old man slip and fall. Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral. Ha ha ha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about,
Because my empathy is bumming me out
Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes.