Domppa:Tragicomix

So lets clear the air, grab a chair
I got flair when I fight a bear
I rip off his skin for my wife to wear
I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare
Look close, at my facial hair

Now relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax
When you go to war you dont take of your slacks
Look at me - I'm tough, I fight in the buff
I could say more but I've said enough so...

Have some grace, shut your face!

Seems to me that you're not even skilled
I could fill a lake with the blood I've spilled
I decorate my house with heads of men I've killed
I'd stab you right now but I'm trying to chill

Yeah you got a brain but you've just got one
I've got five on my belt from the battles I've won
In a rage, on a rampage, I've killed more men then old age

You're just killing the enemy, that's lazy
I kill my own people, I'm that crazy
I go berserk and my eyes go glazy
I get so mad I could stab a daisy

Think a while! Look at your style man, that's vile!
You look like you've been dressed by a reptile
You're a steaming pile, I'm dressed like a king
I wear a torc round my neck when I'm doing my killing
And on my finger, I'm wearing a ring
When I said I fight nude I wasn't counting my bling!

Oh! And I paint myself blue!

That is way, way cooler than you! 

Stats

HP 10(slinger 10)
MR 10 (slinger 10)
Morale 11 (slinger 10)
Strength 10 (slinger 10)
Attack 11 (slinger 10)
Defense 11 (slinger 10)
Precision 10 (slinger 10)

Proficiency: Dagger, sling, Shield