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"Kill yourself"

Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
I was anybody else at all."
They like to kick you
when times get rough
And you give your all
But it's not enough

And sticks and stones might break your bones
But words can break your heart
And if you don't know where to go
I'll show you where to start

Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of flamer fluid

I sound un-empathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't want to be misconstrued
Signs of depression
go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book
A therapy session
Talk about your depression
Let a professional hear it
But if you search for
moral wisdom
in Doomsday clan's message, then

Kill yourself, it won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming shuttle, you'll
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be without suit in space
Let Lasuntha sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Kasatha's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Lasgun's head screw
Marry android in love



"Sad"


I met a homeless man named Rich
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid, trick-or-treating
I saw a shirren with just two arms
That was sad - or a human?

I saw an old man get hit by a train
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
'Cause I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is gonna be sad."
And it was, I'm a genius

I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung himself
I saw a yosoki with red fur ...

The world's so sad
Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism
But I gotta remember there's good things about it too

Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!

Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
How do y'all do it?
I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all
You've been happy
You've been laughing
That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world

I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time

I saw an old man slip and fall. Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral. Ha ha ha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about,
Because my empathy is bumming me out
Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes. 


"The Riddle"

See the moon slink down in the sky, darling 
Let your fantasies fly, darling
Space is cold, and the game is old

Just see how virtue repays you
You turn and someone betrays you
Betray him first
And the game's reversed!

For we all are caught in the middle
Of one long treacherous riddle
Can I trust you? Should you trust me too?

We shamble on through this hell
Taking on more secrets to sell
Till there comes a day when we sell our souls away! 

Through the mist your lover is beckoning
Comes that moment of reckoning
Faces change, even smiles grow strange

And we all have so many faces
The real self often erases
Enticing lies flicker through our eyes

Feel the terror draw ever nearer
The more you stare in the mirror
But hold your own
Face the wind alone

Reel on, love! Toughen your scars
Year by year we're falling like stars
Till there comes a day when we well our souls away! 

Can I run to you? Are you true to me?

I'll do unto you as you do to me!

And we slowly learn... someone has to burn

Better you than me!

Oh, every snitch was once worthy of trust
But finally treason will seize us
And only fools follow golden rules!

We all are caught in the middle
Of one long treacherous riddle
Of who trusts who, maybe I'll trust you
But can you trust me?
Wait and see! 


"So long dorks"

So long, dorks!
Guess what's happening to your core
Now don't wait up for me
But while you swelter
Down there in your station
You can see me
On your TV

So long, dorks!
Guess what's happening to your core
Now don't wait up for me
And though I may roam
I now go back to my home
Although yours may be
A pile of debris

Dont worry dorks
Though you may burn

At least it all will be over
An hour and a half from now!

"Sobok funk"

Kun Sobokki lähtee reissuun
Se tietää kyllä mestat
Tuntee parhaat kinkut
Ja vauhti on taattu varmaan

Kun viimeks mentiin bailaan
Mentiin varmaan Vikkyyn
Oli mimmit meillä meges
Ja aikamoinen lasti juustoo

Chrocus
Toiset sanoo naisillensa I love you
Sobokki sanoo että "O, oo, uu!"
Sobokki kyllä tietää miten naista pitää viedä
Siis usko mua!
Dadaa daa!

Saa Sobokki naisissa ihmeitä aikaan!
Chrocus

Mentiin etuperin baariin
Tultiin takaperin ulos
Oli posket meillä täynnä
Ja pudottiin roskakuiluun

Oli juustoo meillä suussa
Alus jossain kuussa
Oli Sobokilla doshko
Ja meitsillä liekinheitin

Chrocus

Sitten iso remmi repes 
Lähti ralli meillä käyntiin
Mimmit tuli mukaan
Ja kapakka remppakuntoon

Siinä ihmetteli kytät
Sobokki vei niiden kynät
Kahmittiin myös hynät
Ja herättiin viimein kuussa

Chrocus

Kun vihdoin aamu koitti
Oli äijät ihan poikki
Oli mennyt kaikki juustot
Ja naisia ei näy missään

Teki pöytätemput pahat
Veivät meiltä rahat
Aluksenkin veivät
Ja Sobokin kanssa liftattiin Vikkyyn

Chrocus

"Benedictus"

Intro: Tämän kappaleen tarkoitus on parantaa aluksemme sosiaalista tilannetta. Erityisesti toivon sen auttavan hyvää ystävääni Beniä.

Every time he goes to dinner
It seems like he's getting a little bit thinner
He sits down at the breakfast table
He can talk while they're not able
When I looks at them, I find
There's a single question on their mind

Our whole crew thinks he's gay
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe it's the way that he walks,
Makes them think he likes... boys

The goddamn question just won't go away
And he gets asked every single day
But the way they ask it is not a disguise,
Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" 
This is the worst, baby, this was his fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear,
Because...

Our whole crew now is shocked,
He's in the closet and the door is locked.
Now his glory days are gone,
He was R2D2 now he's C3PO.

Our whole crew now suspects,
Watching BB had side-effects.
He's not gay and that's what I said,
If he's gay, hey, God, strike me dead!
*Cough cough* Aargh!

That's weird...

Just 'cause he's on the cheer-leading team
And his birthday party had a pink color theme...
When he goes outside, what does he see?
That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G

Because I think that Gods might think he's gay,
What do they know anyway?
We gave him a present just last year,
And the card said: "Happy Birthday, queer!"

Our whole crew thinks he's fab
There's a guy's butt - "Hey, Ben, take a stab!
C'mon... why doesn't he get women? There's no other way!"
It's 'cause he's ugly, not 'cause he's gay, alright?
Not 'cause he's gay.

Just 'cause he's afraid of the snow,
Or his favorite color is the rainbow.
Heh... that was a joke.

Even his boyfriend thinks he's gay... motherfucker!

You all probably think he's gay,
Man, this song is counterproductive

Because our whole crew thinks he's gay,
What did they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.

Our whole crew thinks he's queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But he's always been straight as a ramp,
If you don't count boot camp.

He's not gay, I swear.