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(Small print legal disclaimer: Feudals are not available for use against friends and allies of Grand Vizier. | (Small print legal disclaimer: Feudals are not available for use against friends and allies of Grand Vizier. | ||
Turkey is not responsible for atrocities performed on local populations by bored feudals) <br> | Turkey is not responsible for atrocities performed on local populations by bored feudals) <br> | ||
Nykyinen versio 22. tammikuuta 2009 kello 13.27
Turkish Ministry of War sponsored advertising
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Call Now! 1-800-FeudalsRok
"Renewable Feudals -- The Environmentally Responsible Way to Wage War"
(Small print legal disclaimer: Feudals are not available for use against friends and allies of Grand Vizier.
Turkey is not responsible for atrocities performed on local populations by bored feudals)
